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I AM NOT TURNING OLD VINATGE - Mens Staple T-Shirt
Celebrate your fabulous journey through life with our cheeky apparel range featuring the sassy slogan: "I Am Not Turning Old, I Am Turning Into A F*ckin' Classic!" Perfect for anyone who knows that getting older just means getting better (and bolder), these pieces combine comfort with a touch of rebellious flair. Whether you’re hitting a birthday bash or just rocking a casual day out, this collection is all about embracing the vintage vibes and showing off your timeless style. Wear it loud and proud—because age is merely a number, but a classic? That’s forever!
Grab yours and flaunt your inner legend today! 🎉✨
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Width (cm) | 43 | 47 | 52 | 56.5 | 61 | 64 | 68 | 75 | 80 |
| Body Length (cm) | 68 | 71 | 75 | 78.5 | 82 | 83.5 | 85 | 87 | 89 |
Mens Staple Tee - AS Colour
Fit: Regular
Fabric: Mid weight, 180 GSM, 28-singles, 100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)
Construction: Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
UPF Rating - 50+
**Please note Army/Charcoal/Coal can be susceptible to fading/colouration variance. Also, particular sunblocks or deodorants mixed with high levels of sun exposure/body sweat can cause bleaching of the dyes in these colours - please consider when ordering.**
Width measurements are from seam to seam, under the armpit, with the garment lying flat.
Length measurements are from shoulder seam to bottom of garment, with the garment lying flat.
Please note measurements can vary +/- 2.5cm - this is within the manufacturer's tolerance.
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