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I AM NOT TURNING OLD VINATGE - Mens Stone Wash Barnard Tank
Celebrate your fabulous journey through life with our cheeky apparel range featuring the sassy slogan: "I Am Not Turning Old, I Am Turning Into A F*ckin' Classic!" Perfect for anyone who knows that getting older just means getting better (and bolder), these pieces combine comfort with a touch of rebellious flair. Whether you’re hitting a birthday bash or just rocking a casual day out, this collection is all about embracing the vintage vibes and showing off your timeless style. Wear it loud and proud—because age is merely a number, but a classic? That’s forever!
Grab yours and flaunt your inner legend today! 🎉✨
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Women's Size | 10 | 12 | 14 | 16 | 18 | 20 |
| Body Width (cm) | 45 | 48 | 51 | 54 | 57 | 60 |
| Body Length (cm) | 69 | 72 | 75 | 78 | 81 | 84 |
Men's Stone Wash Barnard Tank - AS Colour
Regular fit
Sleeveless tank, raw armhole edges, stone wash finish with a worn look
Light weight, 140 GSM, 32-Singles
100% combed cotton
Ribbed crew neck, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle bottom hem, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
Please note due to the manufacturing process, colour variances may occur
Width measurements are from seam to seam, under the armpit, with the garment lying flat.
Length measurements are from shoulder seam to bottom of garment, with the garment lying flat.
Please note measurements can vary +/- 2.5cm - this is within the manufacturer's tolerance.
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