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I Am Not Sarcastic Vintage Tank Top

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    Body Width (cm) 47.5 52 56.5 61 65.5 70
    Body Length (cm) 70 74 77.5 81 84 87

    Men's Classic Tank - AS Colour

    Relaxed fit
    Sleeveless tank, hemmed armhole edges
    Heavy weight, 220 GSM, 22-singles
    100% combed cotton
    Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

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    Some people mistake brutal honesty for sarcasm. I Am Not Sarcastic. You're Just Dumb is a bold, unapologetic design for those who enjoy sharp wit, quick comebacks, and a healthy dose of attitude. It's the perfect graphic Tank Top for anyone who appreciates blunt humour and isn't afraid to say what everyone else is thinking.

    This New Zealand designed graphic tee makes a hilarious Father's Day gift for dads with a dry sense of humour, as well as a great choice for birthdays, Christmas, or just because. Whether it's worn at a BBQ, out with mates, or simply to get a laugh, this tee is guaranteed to attract smiles from those who get the joke and eye rolls from those who don't.

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